How to build a Basketball hoop in india

step one...find very large "fallen" tree...find six strong guys to help carry the tree to designated basketball area.
step two...find piece of wood (preferable flat) to use as a back board
Step three...nail "back"-board to tree (do not use eight inch nails, this will result in an hour of to much work, use four inch nails instead for maximum quikness)
step four...purchase rim and net (500 rupies)
step five...atach net
Step six...attach rim to backboard (again please use four inch nails...screw guns arent used or anywhere to be found, nails are a good substitute)
step seven...dig very large hole for tree to consume
step eight...put tree in hole
step nine..pull tree out of hole (tree is to big and results in 15 foot high hoop instead of 10 foot)
step ten...cut off part of tree
Step eleven...put in hole...(again to big)
step twelve...pull out of hole
step thirteen...cut again
step fourteen..put back in hole
step five-teen...realize the rim is crooked
step sixteen...get basketball and play anyways...
step seventeen...fix rim..
step eighteen...ah...play ball...